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Your mamma guns and how to make bombs
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Guns about your mamma
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> YO MAMA IS SO FAT
>
> Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was
> backing up
> Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN"
> Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
> Yo momma so fat were in her right now
> Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise
> Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
> Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
> Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
> Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her
> for the new world
> Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling
> Free Willy
> Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
> Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
> Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says
> "okay!"
> Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said
> "Taxi!"
> Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
> Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
> Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
> Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her
> pockets
> Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
> Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge
> too
> Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
> Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide
> Turn"
> Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE
> HOUSE!
> Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time,
> please"
> Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
> Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
> Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
> Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do
> livestock.
> Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
> Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!
> Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
> Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
> Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
> Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
> Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A.,
> Chicago...
> Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
> Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
> Yo momma so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
> Yo momma so fat you have to roll her ass in flour and look for the
> wet spot to fuck her
> Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on
> the bitch's good side!
> Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
> Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to
> ride HER!
> Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride
> HER!
> Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george
> washington's nose.
> Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!
> Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
> Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
> Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
> Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
> Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
> Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!
> Yo momma so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
> Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
> Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
> Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!
> Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
> Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
> Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
> Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
> Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like
> she's wearin tights!
> Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car!
> Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
> Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
> Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
> Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee
> jumping
> Yo momma so fat when she back up she beep.
> Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
> Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying
> to get again.
> Yo momma so fat she influences the tides.
> Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of
> gas.
> Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
> Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
> Yo momma so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
> Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
> Yo momma so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
> Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
> Yo momma so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass
> Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie
> on theother side just to get her through
> Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet,
> they have to install speed bumps.
> Yo momma so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
> Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
> Yo momma so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
> Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn X T-shirt, helicopters try
> to land on her back!
> Yo momma so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push
> her back in the water
> Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
> Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite
> pictures
> Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached
> her waist they spelled out boulevard.
> Yo momma so fat when she back up she beep.
> Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
> Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying
> to get again.
> Yo momma so fat she influences the tides.
> Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of
> gas.
> Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
> Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
> Yo momma so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
> Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
> Yo momma so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
> Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
> Yo momma so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass
> Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie
> on theother side just to get her through
> Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet,
> they have to install speed bumps.
> Yo momma so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
> Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
> Yo momma so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
> Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn X T-shirt, helicopters try
> to land on her back!
> Yo momma so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push
> her back in the water
> Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
> Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite
> pictures
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Thermite II... or A better way to make Thermite by Jolly Roger Thermite is nasty shit. Here is a good and easy way to make it. The first step is to get some iron-oxide (which is RUST!). Here is a good way to make large quantities in a short time: - Get a DC convertor like the one used on a train set. Cut the connector off, seperate the wires, and strip them both. - Now you need a jar of water with a tablespoon or so of sodium chloride (which is SALT!) added to it. This makes the water conductive. - Now insert both wires into the mixture (I am assuming you plugged the convertor in...) and let them sit for five minutes. One of them will start bubbling more than the other. This is the POSITIVE(+) wire. If you do not do this test right, the final product will be the opposite (chemically) of rust, which is RUST ACID. You have no use for this here (although it IS useful!). - Anyway, put the nail tied to the positive wire into the jar. Now put the negative wire in the other end. Now let it sit overnight and in the morning scrape the rust off of the nail & repeat until you got a bunch of rust on the bottom of the glass. Be generous with your rust collection. If you are going through the trouble of making thermite, you might as well make a lot, right? - Now remove the excess water and pour the crusty solution onto a cookie sheet. Dry it in the sun for a few hours, or inside overnight. It should be an orange-brown color (although I have seen it in many different colors! Sometimes the color gets fucked up, what can I say... but it is still iron oxide!) - Crush the rust into a fine powder and heat it in a cast-iron pot until it is red. Now mix the pure iron oxide with pure alluminum filinos which can be bought or filed down by hand from an aluminum tube or bar. The ratio or iron oxide to aluminum is 8 grams to 3 grams. - Congrats! You have just made THERMITE! Now, to light it... - Thermite requires a LOT of heat (more than a blow torch!) to ignite. However, a magnesium ribbon (which is sorta hard to find.. call around) will do the trick. It takes the heat from the burning magnesium to light the thermite. - Now when you see your victim's car, pour a fifty-cent sized pile onto his hood, stick the ribbon in it, and light the ribbon with the blow torch. Now chuckle as you watch it burn through the hood, the block, the axle, and the pavement. BE CAREFUL! The ideal mixtures can vaporize CARBON STEEL! Another idea is to use thermite to get into pay phone cash boxes. HAVE FUN!! See file 195.DOC for Thermite III, the BEST way to make Thermite..
Smoke Bombs by the Jolly Roger Here is the recipe for one helluva smoke bomb! 4 parts sugar 6 parts potassium nitrate (Salt Peter) Heat this mixture over a LOW flame until it melts, stirring well. Pour it into a future container and, before it solidifies, imbed a few matches into the mixture to use as fuses. One pound of this stuff will fill up a whole block with thick, white smoke! -= Exodus =-
How to make a fertilizer bomb by Jolly Roger Ingredients: - Newspaper - Fertilizer (the chemical kind, GREEN THUMB or ORCHO) - Cotton - Diesel fuel Make a pouch out of the newspaper and put some fertilizer in it. Then put cotton on top. Soak the cotton with fuel. Then light and run like you have never ran before! This blows up 500 square feet so don't do it in an alley!! -Exodus-
Diskette Bombs by the Jolly Roger You need: - A disk - Scissors - White or blue kitchen matches (they MUST be these colors!) - Clear nail polish - Carefully open up the diskette (3.5" disks are best for this!) - Remove the cotton covering from the inside. - Scrape a lot of match powder into a bowl (use a wooden scraper, metal might spark the matchpowder!) - After you have a lot, spread it evenly on the disk. - Using the nail polish, spread it over the match mixture - Let it dry - Carefully put the diskette back together and use the nail polish to seal it shut on the inside (where it came apart). - When that disk is in a drive, the drive head attempts to read the disk, which causes a small fire (ENOUGH HEAT TO MELT THE DISK DRIVE AND FUCK THE HEAD UP!!). ahahahahaha! Let the fuckhead try and fix THAT!!! -= Exodus =-
. --SIMPLE SMOKE The following reaction should produce a fair amount of smoke. Since this reaction is not all that dangerous you can use larger amounts if necessary 6 pt. ZINC POWDER 1 pt. SULFUR POWDER Insert a red hot wire into the pile, step back. ---COLORED FLAMES Colored flames can often be used as a signaling device for terrorists.
Down the Road' Missle This missle is aptly named because it travels best down a street or road. This is nothing more that harmless phun intended to scare the living shit out of oncoming cars. How To Make A Missle -------------------- All you need are : -Hairspray can, or something else with flammable propellant (don't use spraypaint dipshit, it makes a big mess!) -book of ordinary matches -tape (clear if possible, its thinner) -BB or pellet gun (use BB's if possible) Instructions: ------------- Tape the book of matches to the bottom of the can, y'know, the CONCAVE part. You might want to arrange the matches so that they are spread over a wide area of the bottom of the can, but close together. Shake the can up vigorously. Now place the can on its side with the nozzle of the can pointed in the direction you want it to go, down a road, off a ramp, at your sister, etc.. Now stand back a bit, and shoot at the matches. It should take off at about 30 ft per sec!! What happens in case you couldn't tell, is the BB hits the matches and causes a spark, and at roughly the same time, punctures the weak bottom of the can. As the propellant sprays out, it hopefully comes in contact with the spark, and presto. If you dont do it right you'll blow a lot of money because each can can only be used once, so experiment to find best results. In The Air Missle ----------------- Compile the rocket as stated before, and put it verticle on a stand of some sort with the bottom accessable. Place a section of PVC pipe 95 deg. preferred and shoot into the PVC pipe which should direct the BB upward, and the can should take off. Experiment w/ different cans, its hard to find ones that work perfectly, and still go higher than 30 ft. ----------EXODUS
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